Me: Babe, can you make sure you get Grant’s animal pacifier when you pick him up from daycare?
Husband: Okay. Where is it?
Me: It should be in one of his cubbies.
Me: Babe, where’s his pacifier?
Husband: I looked in both of his cubbies and I couldn’t find it anywhere.
Me: Did you ask one the ladies in the room where it was?
Husband: You didn’t tell me to do that.
Me: **blank stare**
I love that man!